It came from beyond…

In a time of darkness, when Hope seemed to have gone out for a pack of smokes and ended up on a boat to China, when television seemed to have become nothing more than an ad delivery service, when the most flawed candidate in the history of our state seemed like a credible threat, well, in those days the people of Michigan finally got a chance to have their say.

Vote, people, and get your friends, relatives and total strangers to do the same.

Michigan’s future isn’t for sale.

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Ominous music to hum on Election Day!

Kos Posted with a Kattle Kart o’ Komments!!

Michigan Liberal with a … multitude of meh???!!!

National Campaign Like a Pirate Day!

Harr me mateys! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day and I be having such fun with it that I, the Disembodied Head of Dick Devos, Captain of the Amway and Scourge of the Five Lakes do name tomorrow, September 20th, the first ever National Campaign Like a Pirate Day in honor of the scurvy crew of the HMS Florida and election-stealing pirates everywhere!

Captain Dick, Black Betsy, Ruthless Ruth Johnson, Slippery John Truscott and the rest of me gang of black-hearted rogues will be spreading dubloons from one end of the Michigan Main to the other, and we won’t rest ’till any who dare oppose us are walking the plank, dancing from the yardarm or on the jolly boat for China!

So sharpen up your cutlasses (or Diebold key), hoist the mainsail and set a course for Lansing … or anywhere else there’s votes to be plundered!!

I’ve fired a broadside across the bow of the King of France!

Governor Granholm visits the King of France

The Gal Governor is getting desperate and has decided to take her message to fringe web sites. She’s spending a while today as a commenter for the King of France (alias Daily Kos).

I’m shouting out to all loyal CHUDD operatives to head over to Daily Kos and send the message that we will not allow anyone to stand in the way of Dick Devos’s quest to take back Michigan for the corporations & special interests!!

The Blogosphere is a-twitter again, better call the NSA

So there I was, on the road, trying to stop in at every blog that might hold the key to even one Michigan vote when BAM – ran smack into this Nicholas Carr person. Now, I was in a hurry, because my message of big bucks for Michigan is too important to keep waiting, but apparently this thing called “the Blogosphere” was all a-twitter over something Mr. Carr had written saying that most bloggerspherians (or whatever these people call themselves) are some kind of proletariat just hoping for a link or two from Blog Elite such as the King of France as justification for continuing their miserable existence.

He said a bunch more stuff but it was mostly big words and I don’t like big words. Then he linked to this Finkelstein or Frankenstone person who wrote:

1) I was suckered into the idea that blogs were a way to “route around” media power, and to be HEARD.

2) I had delusions of influence.

3) The random-payoff of attention makes it seem far more effective than it actually is.

4) It’s painful to admit that you’ve wasted so much time and effort and pretty much nobody is listening.

Blog evangelism is very cruel, as it preys on people’s frustrated hopes and dreams.

Something about all of this sounds very familiar. Reminds me of something, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. I’m sure it’ll come to me.

Jennies from Heaven!

The King of France says that Jeneral Jenny has shaken a few nickels out of her piggy bank and bought an ad. Oooooh. I’m so scared!

Wait – I’m not!

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What Kind of a Sicko searches for “Dick Devos Sucks”?

It’s come to my attention that there are actually a lot of people out there searching for “Dick Devos Sucks” on Google.

You people and your gay porn googling just make me sick. Dick Devos will have nothing to do with your same-sex, pornographic fantasies about Dick Devos. Dick Devos is married and supports marriage. Different sexed marriage. Between a man and a woman. Or a man and a woman and another woman if you’re my good friend Mitt Romney. But the man has to be in there. To make it right with God.

I hope I am being perfectly clear. Searches for Dick Devos sucks has no place on these internets. Internetses.

Thank you.

The King of France is in the House

Well, the commies apparently passed the Head right on up to the King of France himself.

I’m not sure exactly what they’re trying to say (other than “we’re really, really upset that we’re not tan, fit and fabulously wealthy”). There’s so many links in their post that I think I broke my mouse. That’s really gonna put a crimp in things … at least until I switch to one of my other 843 computers!!

I’d respond to their baseless accusations about me and Dick Devos if they’d let me, but apparently they need to have their audience take a full day to determine if in fact they do want to join the Communist Party of America.

Two things I’ll say:

1. Ted Nugent is twice the man any of you will ever be and you can bet he’d eat any three of you under the barbecue
2. You’re on “the List”, Kosovo.