Archive for the ‘blog reviews’ Category

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It came from beyond…

November 7, 2006

Attack of the Killer Heads

In a time of darkness, when Hope seemed to have gone out for a pack of smokes and ended up on a boat to China, when television seemed to have become nothing more than an ad delivery service, when the most flawed candidate in the history of our state seemed like a credible threat, well, in those days the people of Michigan finally got a chance to have their say.

Vote, people, and get your friends, relatives and total strangers to do the same.

Michigan’s future isn’t for sale.

UPDATES GALORE:

Ominous music to hum on Election Day!

Kos Posted with a Kattle Kart o’ Komments!!

Michigan Liberal with a … multitude of meh???!!!

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I’m Conservative, Loud & Disappointed … can I have a cookie too?

October 27, 2006

Liberal, Loud & Proud?

As I was floating around on The Google, I realized it had been a long time since I went out and viciously attacked the liberal blog-o-thingee. First, I had to take the edge off my hunger – a Head develops a powerful appetite on the road for Big Bucks – so I decided to find some cookies. Imagine my surprise when an innocent search for “SPRINKLES” led to Liberal Lucy’s Lady Leader Lovefest, a relatively new blog about how we become closer as a community, stronger as a state, and more invested as global players. Closer? Keep your distance: I have a private army and I’m not afraid to use it!

I’ll get back to the cookies but first, Reasons to Say No to Dick and Yes to Jen? These are a bunch of bite-sized (mmm) but well thought out arguments against Dick Devos and for the Gal Governor Jennifer Granholm. Let me refute quickly:

Recipe for DisasterNow back to the cookie thing. Lucy has apparently some sort of degree in Cookieology and has developed an equation of Politics + Cooking = Democracy Cookies. She explains:

Here’s how they work. My friends and co-workers have been alerted that if they show up with an “I Voted” Sticker on November 7th (or promise they filled out an absentee ballot) they get some Democracy Cookies. This is not a bribe, and I’m not asking people to vote for any particular candidate or any particular way on a ballot/millage proposal. This is just a way of saying how much I appreciate people participating in the democracy process by voting, period.

I’m not sure how to respond to this. I feel like I should offer people money or something if they vote but I’m not sure how people going out to vote helps ME. Really, all I want is some of those sprinkles…

(cross-posted to Kos)

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Dick Devos has some scary rich friends!

September 18, 2006

Dick Devos has some scary rich friends!
There should probably be a comma in that title somewhere. Grammar is not my strong point though. Anyway, Lenin & Co. over at MediaMouse organized my rolodex for me with this new section to their website called “The Far Right in West Michigan“. Of course they get all high and mighty about it saying:

The Far Right in West Michigan examines the West Michigan “far right” and their involvement in political action at the local, state, and national level. The database tracks organizations, individuals, and foundations ranging from explicitly white supremacist groups to anti-gay religious right groups funded by wealthy families such as the DeVos and Prince families. Our broad definition of the far right includes the racist, economic, and religious right and explores the various anti-gay, anti-immigrant, anti-government anti-abortion, and other such groups activte in West Michigan as well as the individuals that work with them and the foundations that fund them.

Well excuse me Comrade Mouseketeer. I suppose you never donated thousands of dollars to organizations with former members of the Ku Klux Klan on their board or groups that aim to establish Biblical theocratic republics. What? You haven’t?

I suppose you haven’t given hundreds of thousands of dollars to political candidates across the country like Dick Devos has either. Really?

Well, in any case, welcome to “the List”.

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There’s Communists and then there’s Communists with radio shows

September 5, 2006

Peter Werbe, Communist with a Radio Show

TerrifiedI think “progressive” in this case means “scares the pants off me*”.

I have linked Peter Werbe from my list of “Sites to Be Wary Of”, but thought that I’d better call special attention to it lest any of my followers get the jibbering terrors. Mr. Werbe has correctly identified George Bush as the enemy of Michigan. Dick Devos says George Bush is the enemy of Michigan too. Dick Devos will fight George Bush over Michigan. Or in Michigan. Anywhere but hunting with Cheney really.

Be sure to avoid Werbe’s links to things like the 14 Points of Fascism. Remember: if the good lord had wanted us to think, those MENSA Poindexters would have all the money and I’d be living in a box! (I’m not, so turn off that brain before someone gets hurt!)
*metaphorically speaking of course as I have no pants. Or body.

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Blog Review: Voice of Mordor

August 1, 2006

The Voice of Mordor

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. In fact, I can also see it in my toilet bowl! Take the orcs to yellow alert, Spock because we’ve sighted the USS Geekatroid!

Wait – my mistake. It LOOKED like the Geekatroid but she was decommissioned after the Commiecrats gave all our money to the Welfare Mothers to buy Gucci purses and Jaegermeister. In its place is the latest blog to be reviewed, Voice of Mordor.

Unlike our previously reviewed blog, this one passes up the cutesy graphics and clicky gadgets in favor of a black and green swamp theme. Like the previous blog, this one also features pages and pages of liberal ravings about living wage laws in Chicago and why Republicans can’t govern.

Click, my precious, we knows you wants to.
Gollum

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Blog Review: for my amusement only…

July 28, 2006

Wizard Kitten ... what the hell kind of a name is that??

My first Blog Review is for my amusement only… by Wizard Kitten. I started with “Wizard Kitten” because my alphabet begins and ends with W – Woot! Woot!

My keen masculine senses instantly informed me that I was dealing with a man hater or worse. In addition to posts that are waaaaaaaay to long for any self-respecting woman – she’s got posts about baseball for cryin’ out loud! And how about that lunar phase calculator? You wanna know what time it is missy? It’s time for you to find a real man and leave the politics to us menfolk!!

Her post “debunking” the Single State Depression and sucking up to John “Fairy” Kerry is pure fantasy. She should spend more time dreaming about unicorns and ponies and less time criticizing folks who are working to fix this state once and for all. America is fine, sweetie, except for when it has to defend itself from rebels like you!

If you need to see any more:

a) I know you’re a commie too and

b) Click the kitty!!