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It came from beyond…

November 7, 2006

Attack of the Killer Heads

In a time of darkness, when Hope seemed to have gone out for a pack of smokes and ended up on a boat to China, when television seemed to have become nothing more than an ad delivery service, when the most flawed candidate in the history of our state seemed like a credible threat, well, in those days the people of Michigan finally got a chance to have their say.

Vote, people, and get your friends, relatives and total strangers to do the same.

Michigan’s future isn’t for sale.

UPDATES GALORE:

Ominous music to hum on Election Day!

Kos Posted with a Kattle Kart o’ Komments!!

Michigan Liberal with a … multitude of meh???!!!

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Dick Devos has a map to buried Treasure!

September 20, 2006

Dick Devos has a map to Buried Treasure

Arr, me scurvy scuppers. Dick Devos be drawing a map to Michigan’s future and ye better pack an overnight bag.

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Today be Campaign Like a Pirate Day!

September 20, 2006

Dick Devos, Pirate Candidate

The Head Sez that today we tells that winsome wench, Governor Jenny, that Michigan doesn’t needs somones to look out for the common folks ’cause we got Dirty Dick Devos, the richest man to ever ply these waters as our Cap’n. Dirty Dick will haul everyone into his downline, and Ruthless Ruth Johnson will take care of things while Dirty Dick Devos lays a course for the White House.

So sail off, me scurvy scuppers, and burn any blog to the waterline what doesn’t agree that Dirty Dick, Black Betsy and the rest of me blackhearted gang is the cure for what ails Michigan. And if we be not the cure for what ails Michigan, at least Michigan be the cure for what ails Dick Devos!

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National Campaign Like a Pirate Day!

September 19, 2006

National Campaign Like a Pirate Day
Harr me mateys! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day and I be having such fun with it that I, the Disembodied Head of Dick Devos, Captain of the Amway and Scourge of the Five Lakes do name tomorrow, September 20th, the first ever National Campaign Like a Pirate Day in honor of the scurvy crew of the HMS Florida and election-stealing pirates everywhere!

Captain Dick, Black Betsy, Ruthless Ruth Johnson, Slippery John Truscott and the rest of me gang of black-hearted rogues will be spreading dubloons from one end of the Michigan Main to the other, and we won’t rest ’till any who dare oppose us are walking the plank, dancing from the yardarm or on the jolly boat for China!

So sharpen up your cutlasses (or Diebold key), hoist the mainsail and set a course for Lansing … or anywhere else there’s votes to be plundered!!

I’ve fired a broadside across the bow of the King of France!