Archive for the ‘granholm’ Category

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It came from beyond…

November 7, 2006

Attack of the Killer Heads

In a time of darkness, when Hope seemed to have gone out for a pack of smokes and ended up on a boat to China, when television seemed to have become nothing more than an ad delivery service, when the most flawed candidate in the history of our state seemed like a credible threat, well, in those days the people of Michigan finally got a chance to have their say.

Vote, people, and get your friends, relatives and total strangers to do the same.

Michigan’s future isn’t for sale.

UPDATES GALORE:

Ominous music to hum on Election Day!

Kos Posted with a Kattle Kart o’ Komments!!

Michigan Liberal with a … multitude of meh???!!!

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Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

November 3, 2006

 Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

What have they done to MY newpaper???!!!

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News Release: How Dick Devos will pay for Michigan tax cuts

October 22, 2006

How Dick Devos will pay for Michigan tax cuts

There has been great consternation and outcry in radio and television, asking “Mr. Dick DeVos, how the heck are you going to pay for the $3.5 billion or more in tax cuts you are promising?

Actually, nobody seems to be asking that but IN CASE THEY DO, let me say loudly and unequivocally: This is all the Governor’s fault. Granted, Job-loss Jenny’s failed policies did not directly cause the implosion of the auto industry. Apparently skyrocketing retirement costs, lower labor costs in other states and countries, and competition from companies who weren’t focusing everything on making and marketing gigantic gas hogs did that. Still, nobody can deny that our Gal Governor DID fail miserably in replacing the tens of thousands of jobs lost in the auto industry and related sectors.

What’s more, our Liberal Leader Lady has some sort of “plan” in place. She is saying things like “In five years, you’re going to be blown away by the strength and diversity of Michigan’s transformed economy.” (1) and “In this first round of funding, 500 companies applied … 500 companies who want to come to Michigan and to grow in Michigan and hire tens of thousands of people in Michigan in areas that won’t be outsourced. And so my friends, we are thrilled with how this economic plan is working.“(2)

Blown away? Thrilled? Is this the kind of optimism Michigan needs? Heck no! Four years to recover from the collapse of Michigan’s #1 industry since 1939 is four years too long! We can’t afford to wait – we require immediate results. We also require everyone to be as upset and pessimistic about the future as possible. It would also be nice if the Detroit Tigers lost the baseball series quickly so that our campaign can get maximum mileage out of our “empty Comerica Park” ads. (3) You could also all buy some soap.
In conclusion and and addressing once and for all how Dick Devos will pay for his tax cuts I want to say: Read my lips, it’s the Governor’s fault!

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Footnotes…

(1) 2006 State of the State Address
http://www.michigan.gov/gov/0,1607,7-168-39899—,00.html

(2) Actual speech at the 2006 MDP Convention
https://secure2.convio.net/gfg/video/Convention_JMG.mov or
http://www.granholmforgov.com/site/PageServer?pagename=convention2006

(3) “Go” Tigers! Empty Comerica Park:
See “Twice” on http://www.devosforgovernor.com/Multimedia/VLog/
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfNLDeMwIG8

(4) I know that after all this, your big question is: Where the heck can I get myself a tricked out flying typewriter like yours??!!

See the ad referenced above from YouTube.

Media Coverage of this Momentous Announcement

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Today be Campaign Like a Pirate Day!

September 20, 2006

Dick Devos, Pirate Candidate

The Head Sez that today we tells that winsome wench, Governor Jenny, that Michigan doesn’t needs somones to look out for the common folks ’cause we got Dirty Dick Devos, the richest man to ever ply these waters as our Cap’n. Dirty Dick will haul everyone into his downline, and Ruthless Ruth Johnson will take care of things while Dirty Dick Devos lays a course for the White House.

So sail off, me scurvy scuppers, and burn any blog to the waterline what doesn’t agree that Dirty Dick, Black Betsy and the rest of me blackhearted gang is the cure for what ails Michigan. And if we be not the cure for what ails Michigan, at least Michigan be the cure for what ails Dick Devos!

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Governor Granholm visits the King of France

September 13, 2006

Governor Granholm visits the King of France

The Gal Governor is getting desperate and has decided to take her message to fringe web sites. She’s spending a while today as a commenter for the King of France (alias Daily Kos).

I’m shouting out to all loyal CHUDD operatives to head over to Daily Kos and send the message that we will not allow anyone to stand in the way of Dick Devos’s quest to take back Michigan for the corporations & special interests!!

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The Truth? Dick Devos can’t handle the Truth!

September 10, 2006

Dick Devos doesn’t hate easily, but Dick Devos hates the truth. Especially the way that Democrats like Jennifer Granholm twist the truth to suit their agenda.

That wizardkitten is really starting to annoy me too. Can’t I just give you a ball of string or something??

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Dick Devos says ‘Cry havok and release the lawyers!

September 7, 2006

I’m tired of this maligning of Dick Devos by Governor Granholm (the person who I say is responsible for every job lost in Michigan since just about forever), so I’m going to sue those Democrats blind and broke! One of my nemisissies, WizardKitten, has some typical ranting about this on Michigan Communist and Womens Wear Daily:

One wonders how Dick would handle disagreements if he were Governor. Apparently his first response in all situations of dissent is to try to silence his critics using the strong arm of the law.

Is that the kind of Michigan we want?

Hell yes! The truth and the law belongs to the person who can afford the best lawyers – it’s the American way! Don’t like it? Move to China or someplace (I Dick Devos will have a job for you if you move to China)
There’s also something about the family of Dick Devos and Betsy Prince supporting a boycott of Ford.