Archive for the ‘music’ Category

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It came from beyond…

November 7, 2006

Attack of the Killer Heads

In a time of darkness, when Hope seemed to have gone out for a pack of smokes and ended up on a boat to China, when television seemed to have become nothing more than an ad delivery service, when the most flawed candidate in the history of our state seemed like a credible threat, well, in those days the people of Michigan finally got a chance to have their say.

Vote, people, and get your friends, relatives and total strangers to do the same.

Michigan’s future isn’t for sale.

UPDATES GALORE:

Ominous music to hum on Election Day!

Kos Posted with a Kattle Kart o’ Komments!!

Michigan Liberal with a … multitude of meh???!!!

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Dick Devos is the King of Bling

November 4, 2006

Sittin on yo can is a vote for the man

Get down on the Gold Digger, Dick DeVos Remix and YouTube it up if you’re a true sports racer … and remember: if you want to be flash, fear the man with all the cash!

Shout out to Ze Frank!

Kriss-Kross-Kos

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Dick Devos is a Quitter?

October 29, 2006

Jumpy - Loaded though!Some people are saying Dick Devos is a quitter with a record of failure. Look at the Dick DeVos Resume Plan 3.5: Dick DeVos is No Damn Quitter. Richard Marvin “Dick” DeVos is no quitter, people.

I’m gonna rebuttle the heck out of this pack o’ lies and inconvenient truths … just as soon as I watch Transformer Power Hour.

Bye!

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DHTV: The Disembodied Head of Dick Devos Music Video

October 11, 2006

Top of the charts baby!

Also available on DHTV @ YouTube and via The Fly heDD of Gangstah Dicky on MySpace (for the kids!)

You can also go tell the King of France what you think about it (that’s Daily Kos for you new viewers from the Metro Times!)

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Dick Devos IS Secret Amway Man

October 3, 2006

Yes daddyos & mommyos and people who hate America and choose to be childlessos, it’s time for Tuesday Afternoon Chart Toppers with your host, the Disembodied Head who’s baking up that Payola Bread. This week’s smash single that’s burning up the charts, the ozone layer and the Pere Marquette State Forest is Secret Amway Man starring the Hunk with the MLM Junk, Darlin’ Dick Devos!*

Beware of pretty faces that you find,
a pretty face can hide an evil mind

Kids these days don’t know WHAT they’re missing!

*If you’re curious to know more about this dashing International Man of Mystery, be sure to read the tell-nothing biography that is banned on 5 continents, the island territory of Guam and within the city limits of Ada: Dick Devos: The Unauthorized Biography.

If you want to know more about Amway, I can’t stop you from going to this web site about Amway. But really, can’t we just forget that most of Dick Devos’s money comes from Amway and pretend it came from the Lottery or something?