Archive for the ‘a woman’s place is in the KITCHEN’ Category


It came from beyond…

November 7, 2006

Attack of the Killer Heads

In a time of darkness, when Hope seemed to have gone out for a pack of smokes and ended up on a boat to China, when television seemed to have become nothing more than an ad delivery service, when the most flawed candidate in the history of our state seemed like a credible threat, well, in those days the people of Michigan finally got a chance to have their say.

Vote, people, and get your friends, relatives and total strangers to do the same.

Michigan’s future isn’t for sale.


Ominous music to hum on Election Day!

Kos Posted with a Kattle Kart o’ Komments!!

Michigan Liberal with a … multitude of meh???!!!


Laura Bush supports Dick Devos for Governor, President decently stays away

October 1, 2006

If I close my eyes, I can't see George Bush!!

Pretending to Be Sad that my buddy W wasn't thereThis had moved from the link where I found it, so I’m posting it here in case it moves again because I really want everyone to hear all the nice things Laura Bush (the wonderful woman who the American people elected to be First Lady of the United States) had to say about Dick Devos in a reception at the Oakland Hills Country Club.

I also want to once again pass along my heartfelt thanks to Laura’s husband, He Of Whom Republicans Will Not Speak, for staying far, far away from Michigan. Love you, Dubya, but keep out of Michigan for another 5 weeks!! BFF!!!
Click below for Laura Bush’s speech endorsing Dick Devos (and scroll waaaay down for the Detroit Free Press article)!
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Kommie Kittie Krippled by CHUDD Masterstroke!

September 19, 2006

Confusing, but Successful

Late last night, seasoned CHUDD operatives stormed the secret tower of arch-commie blogger Wizard Kitten. In a complex (but ultimately successful) battle plan, the ballistic armor-clad mercenaries utilized experimental weaponry developed in conjunction with the Dum-Dum corporation. CHUDD Vice-Commander John Engleberry stated: “The blogger known as Wizard Kitten has been dealt a serious blow in Operation Lollipop. We baited her with eye candy and then stole her line breaks, rendering her blog even more incomprehensible than usual.  She simply could not resist the temptation. Ultimately, curiosity killed the cat.”

In related news, Vice-Commander Engleberry was seriously injured when his entire squadron experience a simultaneous weapons malfunction immediately following the delivery of that quote.


Debutantes for Devos

September 13, 2006

Debutantes for Devos

I’m surprised that the Billionairess didn’t think of this sooner. I’m sure that Debutantes for Devos will greatly increase our support from women.

Please take the poll over at the Palace of King Louis the Bun King.

Thanks to a Frenchman by the name of David Boyle for the idea.


Who opened the door and let the commies in?

September 12, 2006

Mad as HellNow I love the Detroit News like a fine pair of $1200 Gucci loafers, the yacht I owned until I thought it would look bad if I owned a yacht or any of the other very expensive things I have boughten over the years, but I must protest them allowing a platform for the likes of Ms. Christine Barry. It’s bad enough that she has her own blog (why can’t there be laws to stop people like her from getting blogs? Note to self – take care of this once elected). But now she’s using the web site of my personal newspaper a fine Michigan paper to say that Dick Devos is lying about Michigan being in a single-state recession and to tell people that the Washington Post reports that the National Republican Congressional Committee plans to spend more than 90% of its campaign funds on digging up dirt on opponents. (Post story)
I ask you, does Michigan need to be burdened with “news” like this? Heck no! Let the candidates tell the facts to you without all this media spin. And Detroit News, please send Ms. Barry back to the kitchens of Shiawassee County before it’s too late.


The Truth? Dick Devos can’t handle the Truth!

September 10, 2006

Dick Devos doesn’t hate easily, but Dick Devos hates the truth. Especially the way that Democrats like Jennifer Granholm twist the truth to suit their agenda.

That wizardkitten is really starting to annoy me too. Can’t I just give you a ball of string or something??


Dick Devos is Negative … and Astonishingly Rich

August 21, 2006

Dick Devos Goes Negative, Let's Follow!!


After five months of “feel good” TV commercials, some of which alluded to Gov. Jennifer Granholm’s tenure only by innuendo, Republican challenger Dick DeVos launched two attack ads Friday that specifically name his opponent...
Asked why DeVos decided to go negative after saying in a recent ad that slinging mud doesn’t help bring jobs to the state, Truscott said: “The mood of the public is negative. The Michigan economy is negative. A lot of bad stuff is going on out there, and this governor doesn’t recognize it.”

NegativeLet me break that down for you:

  • Public: NEGATIVE
  • Economy: NEGATIVE

Full story in the Detroit News, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Michigan Republican Party.

Our Communist readers will be delighted by Granholm for Governor’s TruthSquad page. True Americans, however, will trust that Dick Devos would not spend millions of dollars just to mislead them.

This dovetails with my plan to go “Back to my Amway roots“!

Trust me, fear me, be my friend on MySpace!