Archive for the ‘W’ Category

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It came from beyond…

November 7, 2006

Attack of the Killer Heads

In a time of darkness, when Hope seemed to have gone out for a pack of smokes and ended up on a boat to China, when television seemed to have become nothing more than an ad delivery service, when the most flawed candidate in the history of our state seemed like a credible threat, well, in those days the people of Michigan finally got a chance to have their say.

Vote, people, and get your friends, relatives and total strangers to do the same.

Michigan’s future isn’t for sale.

UPDATES GALORE:

Ominous music to hum on Election Day!

Kos Posted with a Kattle Kart o’ Komments!!

Michigan Liberal with a … multitude of meh???!!!

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Dubya & Devos: Can You Tell the Difference?

October 9, 2006

Can You Tell the Difference?

A lot of people are saying “I can’t tell the difference between George W. Bush and Dick Devos”? Now if there’s one thing Dick Devos knows, it’s confusion, so without further delay here is The Voter’s Guide to Distinguishing Between Dick Devos & George W. Bush!

George W. Bush inherited the office of the Presidency (and some oil money) from his father while Dick Devos inherited Amway from his father. While both inherited a lot, you have to agree that Dubya got the silverest spoon.
George W. Bush is a Republican and while Dick Devos is a Republican too, he is keeping it a secret and not flaunting it for the whole world to see.

George W. Bush accepts money from special interests while Dick Devos IS a special interest. In fact, Dick Devos contributed a bunch to George Bush’s re-election. Again, we are keeping this a SECRET! Thanks, major media! Also note that Dick Devos will not accept a cent for his work as governor. Some old beezer said “If it’s not free it’s not worth much“. Hey Dad, SHUT UP FOR A WHILE!

George W. Bush is President of the United States while Dick Devos just wants to be governor of Michigan. Of course Dick Devos has registered devosforpresident.com, but that was just to be safe. It’s not like he wants to be President … much … yet.

So you see, Dick Devos and George W. Bush are easy to tell apart … if you squint your eyes … and remember that Dubya is the Republican who owes it all to his daddy from TEXAS.

Oh look! It’s a new TV ad

Also check out this one that was 1st on the scene  and/or visit Michigan Dems to download for your iPod or something I guess.
(crossposted to King of France aka Daily Kos)

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Laura Bush supports Dick Devos for Governor, President decently stays away

October 1, 2006

If I close my eyes, I can't see George Bush!!

Pretending to Be Sad that my buddy W wasn't thereThis had moved from the link where I found it, so I’m posting it here in case it moves again because I really want everyone to hear all the nice things Laura Bush (the wonderful woman who the American people elected to be First Lady of the United States) had to say about Dick Devos in a reception at the Oakland Hills Country Club.

I also want to once again pass along my heartfelt thanks to Laura’s husband, He Of Whom Republicans Will Not Speak, for staying far, far away from Michigan. Love you, Dubya, but keep out of Michigan for another 5 weeks!! BFF!!!
Click below for Laura Bush’s speech endorsing Dick Devos (and scroll waaaay down for the Detroit Free Press article)!
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Dick Devos is a Republican … just don’t tell anyone

September 15, 2006

Dick Devos is a Republican
Left-leaning bloggers everywhere (and even some supposedly unbiased news sources) have been saying:

Actually, nobody has said anything about the sheep. Yet. But still, the trend is disturbing. We can’t have voters in the state of Michigan thinking that Dick Devos, largest donor to the Republican Party in the nation for the last election and bluest of the nouveau bluebloods is afraid to be recognized as a member of the Grand Old Party.

Since I have engaged Ultra Security Protocol Delta to keep out Those People, I can tell you that it’s all part of my Secret Master Plan to surprise the Commiecrats. Imagine how shocking it will be when I throw off my disguise as an arch-conservative plutocrat and roll out my October Surprise announcement … Dick Devos is a Republican!!

I want to shout it out to the world, Dick Devos is a Republican, Dick Devos loves George Bush, Dick Devos ran Amway and he thinks it’s totally fine to have a legal pyramid scheme!

And I will. Real soon now. Scout’s honor.

But let’s keep it quiet for now.

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Hey, where’s MY hug, George Bush??

September 12, 2006

Zack Pohl aka the Pohlitrickster found this touching video (Bush/Bouchard on Michlib). I would cry if I hadn’t had my tear ducts surgically removed … both because Journey means so much to me and because that should have been ME “W” was greeting with open arms.

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Dick Devos is a Billionaire, and DAMN proud of it!!!

August 31, 2006

Marching for the Big Bucks!!

Finally, a group that lets me be me! Should I be ashamed that my father was a shrewd businessman? Heck No! I should raise my banner high and proclaim “Dick Devos is Rich!” “Dick Devos is REALLY rich!!” “Holy crap is Dick Devos just rolling and rolling in money like a fat and happy pig!!!”

Billionaires for Bush is exactly the kind of site we need to see more of on the INTERNET. And look, there’s even a Michigan chapter!

Betsybaby, get out DIAMOND checkbook ’cause I feel a powerful donation comin’ on!

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Money Talks, and it says “You better do what the hell Dick Devos says, George Bush.”

August 24, 2006

Do what the Head says, President Bush
The news media is buzzing about me calling George W Bush on the carpet. There’s all sorts of conjecture out there about the whys and wherefors (not to mention the whatifs and howmuches), but in the end, it’s really very simple. Surprisingly enough, a known communist sympathizer and suspected PETA operative has the clearest take on the issue: “Dick Devos paid for George W. Bush and by darnit, he expects value.”

Exactly. I buy shoes, I expect them to fit. I buy a boat, I expect it to float. I buy a political party, I expect it to do what I say. It’s like the Billionairess says:

“I know a little something about soft money, as my family is the largest single contributor of soft money to the national Republican Party. I have decided, however, to stop taking offense at the suggestion that we are buying influence. Now I simply concede the point. They are right. We do expect some things in return.”

To simplify, the Devos family doesn’t BUY influence, we ARE INFLUENCE MADE FLESH. You’ve heard the phrase “Money Talks”? Well, the kind of money the Devos family has poured into the Republican party not only talks – it walks, dances like a jitterbug and wets itself and cries if we require it.

Right now, We* require that W make Us look like big shots and while I won’t go so far as to say I ordered President Bush to cancel that meeting with the auto execs so I could look good by demanding that he have a meeting right away, I always say to look a lemon right in the eye and make lemonade if the iron is hot.

* I saw that these King guys used to make people call them “We”. I think “We” like that!