Archive for the ‘on yellow alert’ Category

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It came from beyond…

November 7, 2006

Attack of the Killer Heads

In a time of darkness, when Hope seemed to have gone out for a pack of smokes and ended up on a boat to China, when television seemed to have become nothing more than an ad delivery service, when the most flawed candidate in the history of our state seemed like a credible threat, well, in those days the people of Michigan finally got a chance to have their say.

Vote, people, and get your friends, relatives and total strangers to do the same.

Michigan’s future isn’t for sale.

UPDATES GALORE:

Ominous music to hum on Election Day!

Kos Posted with a Kattle Kart o’ Komments!!

Michigan Liberal with a … multitude of meh???!!!

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Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

November 3, 2006

 Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

What have they done to MY newpaper???!!!

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Dick Devos is Fighting for Corporations & Special Interests … and maybe survival!

October 4, 2006

Dick Devos is Fighting for Corporations & Special Interests

What with my battles with search engine giant Google (do you have any IDEA what the Adword Budget of Dick Devos is?? Show a little love to the Head, Google!) I almost forgot about my Campaign to Take Back Michigan for the Corporations & Special Interests!

Wizard Kitten is still scratching at that Alterra thing. She can’t seem to understand that nobody cares if…

…the DeVoses and investors close to them appointed four of the corporation’s nine directors, effectively giving the DeVos family control over Alterra’s board of directors and responsibility of facility operations. Even though they were in the minority, those four directors had veto powers over board decisions because the votes of at least two of THEM were required for any motions to pass

So? Not pertinent. Nobody cares. Too complicated! Nobody cares if my family had control. They don’t even care that I tried to hide it.

The important thing is that Dick Devos is all business and it’s hard in business to keep track of every little thing. Let’s put it this way: say all my money and investments are potatos. Well, in that case, Alterra is SMALL POTATOS, so gimmee a basket of FREEDOM FRIES and let me get back on the road to Take Back Michigan for the Corporations & Special Interests!

She’s also claiming credit for blocking me in Google. Curse you, Kommie Kittie! While she MAY be partly responsible, I have to believe she wasn’t working alone!

PS: Don’t pay any attention to these articles either:

AP: Democrats say DeVos controlled troubled nursing home company
Detroit Free Press: DeVos defends investment
Detroit News: Nursing home flap escalates
Michigan Public Radio Network: Democrats Press Nursing Home Charges
Booth Newspapers: Dems go after DeVos on Alterra investment

And George Bullard, I would consider it an honor to step into the ring with you.

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On the RUN with Dick Devos

August 7, 2006

TerrifiedAfter a hard week on the Road for the Campaign for Big Bucks, I returned home in the early afternoon on Friday. I had barely gotten comfortable when a desperate squad of Shining Donkey Path Ninjas (well, that’s what it said on their special pajamas) burst into my rumpus room. I tried to fight them off. Failed. No arms.

After about an hour when they debated how they could cuff a person without any wrists, I was whisked to the secret base of the Michigan Caucus. They asked me a bunch of questions about my true intentions if elected but all I would give them is my boiler-plate lies published positions. I was finally able to escape when CHUDD managed to override their video system with footage from my vlog which quickly rendered them unconcious.

I have been spending the last few days in the Dewitt area, eating kibble from bowls on people’s back porches and connecting to the net via stolen wi-fi. I know that it’s not safe to return home now because after the pool guy passed me to pizza guy who passed me to our neighbor Joe, the Billionairess told me “Dick, honey. It’s not safe to return home now.”

I remain in hiding, but I tell you that I will not rest with bringing my message of change and hope to everyone in Michigan who already makes way too much money … just as soon as it’s safe for me to do so.

Be sure to see the initial report from the Michigan Caucus and update from the Michigan Caucus

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Blog Review: Voice of Mordor

August 1, 2006

The Voice of Mordor

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. In fact, I can also see it in my toilet bowl! Take the orcs to yellow alert, Spock because we’ve sighted the USS Geekatroid!

Wait – my mistake. It LOOKED like the Geekatroid but she was decommissioned after the Commiecrats gave all our money to the Welfare Mothers to buy Gucci purses and Jaegermeister. In its place is the latest blog to be reviewed, Voice of Mordor.

Unlike our previously reviewed blog, this one passes up the cutesy graphics and clicky gadgets in favor of a black and green swamp theme. Like the previous blog, this one also features pages and pages of liberal ravings about living wage laws in Chicago and why Republicans can’t govern.

Click, my precious, we knows you wants to.
Gollum

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Well, the Commies Found Me

July 28, 2006

WaryIt didn’t take long for the bunny-lovin’ tree-firsters over at the Michigan Branch of the Communist Party of America to find me. I’d be scared that they have me bugged … that is: I’d be scared IF I WASN’T A DISEMBODIED HEAD WITH MORE MONEY THAN GOD.*

I’m mildly alarmed, because when the tax-and-spend crowd starts to smile and make nice with you, it’s usually time to pack your bags and move to China.

* TECHNICALLY NOT TRUE. BUT I DO HAVE MORE MONEY THAN THE STATE OF DELAWARE.