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Today be Campaign Like a Pirate Day!

September 20, 2006

Dick Devos, Pirate Candidate

The Head Sez that today we tells that winsome wench, Governor Jenny, that Michigan doesn’t needs somones to look out for the common folks ’cause we got Dirty Dick Devos, the richest man to ever ply these waters as our Cap’n. Dirty Dick will haul everyone into his downline, and Ruthless Ruth Johnson will take care of things while Dirty Dick Devos lays a course for the White House.

So sail off, me scurvy scuppers, and burn any blog to the waterline what doesn’t agree that Dirty Dick, Black Betsy and the rest of me blackhearted gang is the cure for what ails Michigan. And if we be not the cure for what ails Michigan, at least Michigan be the cure for what ails Dick Devos!

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