The Head is watching you, commie swine!

Just in case the Michigan Commosphere got the idea that the ever-vigilant gaze of Disembodied Head has faltered, I assure you that is not the case. Here are some of the worst offenders that have been passed to me by the seasoned operatives of CHUDD:

• The arch-criminal masterminds at Michigan caucus have started a new blog, The Michigan Libeler.
• DeVos is a Dick has helpfully compiled some of Dick Devos’s better quotes and recognized the Dick Devos Turnaround Plan for Detroit.
• The Michigan Branch of the Communist party raises an interesting alternative for Dick Devos to being governor of Michigan that we’ll be exploring in the weeks to come. (thanks to “Commie Boy” for the tip!)
• Liberalace highlighted John Engler coming to the defense of Dick Devos and Amway. Thanks John, my wallet is always open for you!
• The Soup Lady is all teary over the undeclared war on the middle class. Like we care. I don’t know ANYONE from the middle class and none of my friends at the Club do either!
• Gandalf McGollum is whining about the Chinese government harvesting organs. Hello!! It’s BUSINESS, elf-boy! Corporations don’t care about peripheral details like what the Chinese government is doing to Chinese Christians – it’s all about the Benjamins, baby!
• and of course the entire Michigan pinkosphere was atwitter over General Jenny’s appearance at the court of the King of France (which CHUDD was able to disrupt!)
• Speaking of the King of France, the Kossacks are all excited because Governor Jenny hit 50% in the latest poll. Oh no! What ever shall I do. I know, spend ANOTHER $30 million!

Dick Devos is a Republican … just don’t tell anyone

Left-leaning bloggers everywhere (and even some supposedly unbiased news sources) have been saying:

• “Why don’t we see ads with Dick Devos and George W. Bush?“
• “Why is Dick Devos hiding the fact he’s a Republican?“
• “Is Dick Devos ashamed to be known as a Republican?“
• and “Is Dick Devos abnormally fond of merino sheep?”

Actually, nobody has said anything about the sheep. Yet. But still, the trend is disturbing. We can’t have voters in the state of Michigan thinking that Dick Devos, largest donor to the Republican Party in the nation for the last election and bluest of the nouveau bluebloods is afraid to be recognized as a member of the Grand Old Party.

Since I have engaged Ultra Security Protocol Delta to keep out Those People, I can tell you that it’s all part of my Secret Master Plan to surprise the Commiecrats. Imagine how shocking it will be when I throw off my disguise as an arch-conservative plutocrat and roll out my October Surprise announcement … Dick Devos is a Republican!!

I want to shout it out to the world, Dick Devos is a Republican, Dick Devos loves George Bush, Dick Devos ran Amway and he thinks it’s totally fine to have a legal pyramid scheme!

And I will. Real soon now. Scout’s honor.

But let’s keep it quiet for now.