Devos Freed by Elite Paramilitary ForceAugust 14, 2006
BLOX NEWS – Conservative Hackers for Uplifting Dick Devos (CHUDD) were able to free the Disembodied Head of Dick Devos in a dramatic, lunchtime raid on the secret, underground base of the arch-liberal Michigan Caucus.
The raid actually began last Tuesday night, but due to a GPS malfunction, CHUDD operatives only knew that the target was “somewhere in or near DeWitt”. This required a house-to-house, warrantless search that caused some consternation among residents. Speaking on behalf of the crack team of paramilitary commandos, Col. S. Pliskin said:
There’s a lot of people in this country who feel that we should have “warrants” and “laws” governing entry to people’s homes. I say: “If you have nothing to hide, then what are you worrying about?”
The Head is reportedly heavily sedated, but resting comfortably at home in a vat of lime jello.
Editor’s note: The elite paramilitary force referred to in the above article is not to be confused with the Blackwater USA mercenary force that is funded by Betsy Devos’s younger brother, Erik D. Prince.