Congratulatoriations from Michigan’s Governor-in-waiting!August 9, 2006
Nobody has yet answered my Call to Freedom 2.0: Get Me Outta Here, so I missed the chance to
shovel money into the pockets of congratulate yesterday’s Republican winners, so here’s some messages for the winners and losers:
To Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard, I give a hearty salute to his message of security over liberty. Surrender to Mike’s message of fear!
To outgoing Battle Creek Representative Joe “Red Joe” Schwarz, I say “You can dress a commie up, but you can’t re-elect him.” I also extend warm thanks and an under-the-table “gift” to everyone behind Schwarz’s defeat.
To Terrible Tim Walberg, I say “Fight the Man, Baby!”. Your heady blend of hatred of immigrants and a man’s firm hand on all matters is nothing less than an inspiration to me! Ride that Harley all over the bleeding hearts!!
And to Jezebel Jenny, I say your time has come … just as soon as I get out of this darned box.