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Blog Review: Voice of Mordor

August 1, 2006

The Voice of Mordor

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. In fact, I can also see it in my toilet bowl! Take the orcs to yellow alert, Spock because we’ve sighted the USS Geekatroid!

Wait – my mistake. It LOOKED like the Geekatroid but she was decommissioned after the Commiecrats gave all our money to the Welfare Mothers to buy Gucci purses and Jaegermeister. In its place is the latest blog to be reviewed, Voice of Mordor.

Unlike our previously reviewed blog, this one passes up the cutesy graphics and clicky gadgets in favor of a black and green swamp theme. Like the previous blog, this one also features pages and pages of liberal ravings about living wage laws in Chicago and why Republicans can’t govern.

Click, my precious, we knows you wants to.
Gollum

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