Stop Devos doesn’t like Dick Devos … and the feeling is MUTUAL

What’s “Oh No” to the third power?

Now this makes me REALLY mad. Here’s someone who says forget about China, forget about the fact that there’s no economic plan, the simple fact that Dick Devos was President of Amway should disqualify him from being Governor of Michigan.

Now I spent a heck of a lot of time getting people worked up about China and my hazy plan because I can and WILL make those things disappear with an October surprise wave of my hand and I object to any attempt to reframe the issue around Amway. Read the ruling, Amway is not an ILLEGAL pyramid scheme. Is it my fault that the pyramid structure is unfair? No, blame that on geometry. Stupid geometry. We’ll get rid of geometry and replace it with something more useful in the modern world. Intelligent design maybe.

Welcome to “the List”, Mr. Stop Devos. And by the way, The Head doesn’t torture puppies. Kittens every so often, but only liberal ones!

Dick Devos, Lobbyist for Unfair Trade

Oh great. First the affiliations with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and now allegations that Dick DeVos has spent his Amway fortune lobbying for unfair trade and outsourcing policies that have hurt the state of Michigan and benefitted Dick Devos.

What’s next? Stories that Dick Devos used to have a business that murdered puppies?

PS: Zack, how much money to get you to be quiet and play with your toys until November 9th or so?

Dick Devos is A-OK with Intelligent Design!

The commie blogosphere and the Detroit Free Press is making a big deal out of Dick Devos’s thoughts on Intelligent Design. All I said was:

“Lots of intelligent people can disagree about the origins of life. In the end, I believe in our system of local control. Local school boards should have the opportunity to offer evolution and intelligent design in their curriculums.”

I’m fine with local people with no science credentials setting our educational agenda. If people want to teach that God created the universe in seven days, eight days, or even guided evolution with his infinitely wise nudges, I’m fine with that.

In fact, I’m quite interested in the teachings of this church about the mysteries of evolution.

Lookie! I stole this Flying Spaghetti Monster thingee that proudly professes Dick Devos’s committment to making new and exciting classroom materials available to Michigan’s students from Disgruntled Doug over at Devos is a Dick! What’s the matter? Somebody jealous their Daddy isn’t a multi-billionaire?
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