Since “the Head” is unavoidably detained, I thought I would say hello to all of you and remind you that he is really just a figurehead and that there’s no cause for alarm – keep that campaign cash rolling in!
In fact, I’d like to thank the liberal scum of the Michigan Caucus for keeping my darling Dicky out of trouble (and out of my hair for a few days).
I’d also like to remind you to keep a close eye on him and keep him away from sophisticated electronics, scissors and microphones.
Caio!
-Betsy the Billionairess
