What Kind of a Sicko searches for “Dick Devos Sucks”?

It’s come to my attention that there are actually a lot of people out there searching for “Dick Devos Sucks” on Google.

You people and your gay porn googling just make me sick. Dick Devos will have nothing to do with your same-sex, pornographic fantasies about Dick Devos. Dick Devos is married and supports marriage. Different sexed marriage. Between a man and a woman. Or a man and a woman and another woman if you’re my good friend Mitt Romney. But the man has to be in there. To make it right with God.

I hope I am being perfectly clear. Searches for Dick Devos sucks has no place on these internets. Internetses.

Thank you.