What Kind of a Sicko searches for “Dick Devos Sucks”?

It’s come to my attention that there are actually a lot of people out there searching for “Dick Devos Sucks” on Google.

You people and your gay porn googling just make me sick. Dick Devos will have nothing to do with your same-sex, pornographic fantasies about Dick Devos. Dick Devos is married and supports marriage. Different sexed marriage. Between a man and a woman. Or a man and a woman and another woman if you’re my good friend Mitt Romney. But the man has to be in there. To make it right with God.

I hope I am being perfectly clear. Searches for Dick Devos sucks has no place on these internets. Internetses.

Thank you.

Wide Open Wednesday

When I left the house this morning to drive my message of change to every corner of Michigan, The Billionairess said that it looked like today would be a “Wide Open Wednesday” and laughed. I’m not sure why that was so funny, but the pool guy laughed too.

As I drove around though, it came to me: Dick Devos needs to be Wide Open to Michigan!

That’s exactly what I’ll be every Wednesday: wide open to your emails!

So send in your questions, your concerns and special requests of Michigan’s wealthiest disembodied head!

Together we can make a difference and take back Michigan for from the special interests.

Now THAT’s Entertainment!

Looks like the Conservative Hackers for Uplifting Dick Devos (CHUDD) got to the outrageously liberal Michigan Caucus web site and posted this video. I thank those daring lads and lasses for helping to get my inspirational message to the people of Michigan!