Michigan Turnaround Plan 2.0: Blogrolls, Jelly Rolls and Roller Derby

It’s come to my attention that some folks merely DESPISE Dick DeVos.Yeah, here’s a shout-out to all my homies in Mordor! Got that fixed up all nice and pretty for you now, your dungeonmastership.
Jelly rolls. I like ‘em. You’re on the road, talking to people about how much their life sucks now that Jobless Jenny has kicked all the auto companies to China and you get a powerful hunger. No matter what Bets says, 3 NUTRILITE™ Concentrated Fruits and Vegetables tablets are NOT equal to one jelly roll. You can pull the lever on that one for sure.

Roller derby – can’t see the appeal.

Well, the Commies Found Me

It didn’t take long for the bunny-lovin’ tree-firsters over at the Michigan Branch of the Communist Party of America to find me. I’d be scared that they have me bugged … that is: I’d be scared IF I WASN’T A DISEMBODIED HEAD WITH MORE MONEY THAN GOD.*

I’m mildly alarmed, because when the tax-and-spend crowd starts to smile and make nice with you, it’s usually time to pack your bags and move to China.

* TECHNICALLY NOT TRUE. BUT I DO HAVE MORE MONEY THAN THE STATE OF DELAWARE.

Blog Review: for my amusement only…

My first Blog Review is for my amusement only… by Wizard Kitten. I started with “Wizard Kitten” because my alphabet begins and ends with W – Woot! Woot!

My keen masculine senses instantly informed me that I was dealing with a man hater or worse. In addition to posts that are waaaaaaaay to long for any self-respecting woman – she’s got posts about baseball for cryin’ out loud! And how about that lunar phase calculator? You wanna know what time it is missy? It’s time for you to find a real man and leave the politics to us menfolk!!

Her post “debunking” the Single State Depression and sucking up to John “Fairy” Kerry is pure fantasy. She should spend more time dreaming about unicorns and ponies and less time criticizing folks who are working to fix this state once and for all. America is fine, sweetie, except for when it has to defend itself from rebels like you!

If you need to see any more:

a) I know you’re a commie too and

b) Click the kitty!!